Signing on to the Drunken Ferret in search of booty, Tim the Last Mate found more than he bargained for. After a voyage as Capt. Molly’s cabin boy, unexpected nuptials followed.
Only after that blessed event was he told that our Fearless Captain had been married before. Twice. Both times to other Bilge Rats named Tim, and both having passed away or disappeared under debatable circumstance.
As such, due to his bravery, charm and dimwittedness, he has come to be known as The Last Mate. Let us hope he does not soon become yet another Late Mate.