"Who are all these pirates, and why are they calling me Captain?"
"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."
"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."
"Excuse me while I adjust my G-string."
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."
"Black goes with everything... sooner or later."
"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"
"It's still all fun and games!"
"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."
"I'm clever as the Devil and twice as pretty."
"This has been a particularly good kidnapping thus far...
though it could use a bit more rum, don't you think?"
"Try to guess what country I'm from!"
"There are some who call me... the Last Mate?"
"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."
"Would you like a CD, a T-shirt, or a stab wound?"
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