"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."
Katie “Short Stack” Rackham
"This has been a particularly good kidnapping thus far...
though it could use a bit more rum, don't you think?"
"Wrangling ferrets: Not just a job. An adventure."
"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."
E. Quentin “Wee Heavy” Grossnickle
"Excuse me while I adjust my G-string."
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."
Ship's Skunk Cabbage Farmer
"When have I ever backed down from a bad idea?"
"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."
Black Dog Nate
"Black goes with everything... sooner or later."
"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"
"It's still all fun and games!"
"I'm clever as the Devil and twice as pretty."
Jacques “The Jackal” MacIntyre
Ship's Historical Roustabout
"Try to guess what country I'm from!"
"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."