Finnian Kestrel
Captain
"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."
Katie “Short Stack” Rackham
Quartermaster
"This has been a particularly good kidnapping thus far...
though it could use a bit more rum, don't you think?"
Tanya Hyde
Bo's'n
"Wrangling ferrets: Not just a job. An adventure."
Lassie Lyons
Ship's Fiddler
"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."
E. Quentin “Wee Heavy” Grossnickle
Ship's Guitarman
"Excuse me while I adjust my G-string."
Shortbeard
Ship's Mandolineer
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."
Paddy McFooglemoogle
Ship's Skunk Cabbage Farmer
"When have I ever backed down from a bad idea?"
Maggie O’Malley
Ship's Cook
"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."
Black Dog Nate
Ship's Designer
"Black goes with everything... sooner or later."
Chanté
Ship's Enchantress
"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"
One-Eyed Mike
Ship's Cyclops
"It's still all fun and games!"
Rosie Cheeks
Ship's Madame
"I'm clever as the Devil and twice as pretty."
Jacques “The Jackal” MacIntyre
Ship's Historical Roustabout
"Try to guess what country I'm from!"
Seymour Staines
Chief Engineer
"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."