"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."
Katie “Short Stack” Rackham
"This has been a particularly good kidnapping thus far...
though it could use a bit more rum, don't you think?"
"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."
E. Quentin “Wee Heavy” Grossnickle
"Excuse me while I adjust my G-string."
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."
"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."
Black Dog Nate
"Black goes with everything... sooner or later."
"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"
"It's still all fun and games!"
"I'm clever as the Devil and twice as pretty."
Jacques “The Jackal” MacIntyre
"Try to guess what country I'm from!"
The Last Mate
"There are some who call me... the Last Mate?"
"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."
"Would you like a CD, a T-shirt, or a stab wound?"