Finnian Kestrel
Captain
"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."
Tanya Hyde
Bo's'n
"Wrangling ferrets: Not just a job. An adventure."
Lassie Lyons
Ship's Fiddler
"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."
Shortbeard
Ship's Mandolineer
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."
Paddy McFooglemoogle
Ship's Skunk Cabbage Farmer
"When have I ever backed down from a bad idea?"
Maggie O’Malley
Ship's Cook
"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."
Chanté
Ship's Enchantress
"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"
One-Eyed Mike
Ship's Cyclops
"It's still all fun and games!"
Seymour Staines
Chief Engineer
"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."