The Crew of the Drunken Ferret

Finnian Kestrel : Captain

Finnian Kestrel

Captain

"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."

Katie “Short Stack” Rackham : Quartermaster

Katie “Short Stack” Rackham

Quartermaster

"This has been a particularly good kidnapping thus far...
though it could use a bit more rum, don't you think?"

Tanya Hyde : Bo's'n

Tanya Hyde

Bo's'n

"Wrangling ferrets: Not just a job. An adventure."

Lassie Lyons : Ship's Fiddler

Lassie Lyons

Ship's Fiddler

"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."

E. Quentin “Wee Heavy” Grossnickle : Ship's Guitarman

E. Quentin “Wee Heavy” Grossnickle

Ship's Guitarman

"Excuse me while I adjust my G-string."

Shortbeard : Ship's Mandolineer

Shortbeard

Ship's Mandolineer

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."

Paddy McFooglemoogle : Ship's Skunk Cabbage Farmer

Paddy McFooglemoogle

Ship's Skunk Cabbage Farmer

"When have I ever backed down from a bad idea?"

Maggie O’Malley : Ship's Cook

Maggie O’Malley

Ship's Cook

"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."

Black Dog Nate : Ship's Designer

Black Dog Nate

Ship's Designer

"Black goes with everything... sooner or later."

Chanté : Ship's Enchantress

Chanté

Ship's Enchantress

"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"

One-Eyed Mike :  Ship's Cyclops

One-Eyed Mike

Ship's Cyclops

"It's still all fun and games!"

Rosie Cheeks :  Ship's Madame

Rosie Cheeks

Ship's Madame

"I'm clever as the Devil and twice as pretty."

Jacques “The Jackal” MacIntyre :  Ship's Historical Roustabout

Jacques “The Jackal” MacIntyre

Ship's Historical Roustabout

"Try to guess what country I'm from!"

Seymour Staines : Chief Engineer

Seymour Staines

Chief Engineer

"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."