Nathanial “Gute” Morgan
Captain
"Who are all these pirates, and why are they calling me Captain?"
Sly Finn Kestral
Quartermaster
"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."
Lassie Lyons
Fiddler
"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."
E. Quentin Grossnickle
Guitarman
"Excuse me while I adjust my G-string."
Shortbeard
Mandolineer
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."
Black Dog Nate
"Black goes with everything... sooner or later."
Chanté
"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"
One-Eyed Mike
"It's still all fun and games!"
Maggie O’Malley
Ship's Cook
"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."
Rosie Cheeks
"I'm clever as the Devil and twice as pretty."
Katie “Short Stack” Rackham
"This has been a particularly good kidnapping thus far...
though it could use a bit more rum, don't you think?"
Jacques “The Jackal” MacIntyre
"Try to guess what country I'm from!"
Thudd
"Boom juice!"
Tim
The Last Mate
"There are some who call me... the Last Mate?"
Seymour Staines
Chief Engineer
"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."
Tanya Hyde
Merch Wrangler
"Would you like a CD, a T-shirt, or a stab wound?"