"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."
"Wrangling ferrets: Not just a job. An adventure."
"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."
Ship's Skunk Cabbage Farmer
"When have I ever backed down from a bad idea?"
"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."
"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"
"It's still all fun and games!"
"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."