Nathanial “Gute” Morgan
"Who are all these pirates, and why are they calling me Captain?"
Sly Finn Kestral
"Son, when I die, I'll be the waves crashing by your side."
"Enough talk. Time for stabbing."
E. Quentin Grossnickle
"Excuse me while I adjust my G-string."
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend months at C."
Black Dog Nate
"Black goes with everything... sooner or later."
"The power of voodoo. Who do? I do!"
"It's still all fun and games!"
"Do that again, and I'll gut ye like a particularly smelly fish."
"I'm clever as the Devil and twice as pretty."
Katie “Short Stack” Rackham
"This has been a particularly good kidnapping thus far...
though it could use a bit more rum, don't you think?"
Jacques “The Jackal” MacIntyre
"Try to guess what country I'm from!"
The Last Mate
"There are some who call me... the Last Mate?"
"I'll run a sound check as soon as I'm done petting this kitten."
"Would you like a CD, a T-shirt, or a stab wound?"