That time’ve year already?
Happy whatever-yer-holiday-o’-choice-is to everyone!
I’d like to think that I’ve been a ruthless, pleasure-seekin’, treasure-hoardin’ scallywag of a pirate this year… So hopefully Shanty Claus will bring me the shiny new blunderbuss ‘n cider I asked fer!
Here’s to a new year’s worth of singin’, plunderin’, and makin’ merry!
I’m sure Mr. Claus will happily acquiesce to your requests, love!
‘m hopin’ fer a shiny new dagger, meself…and perhaps a new pouch for me gold.