Alas. Not allowed to even patronize Tavern tonight. Apparently a certain fiddler-who-shall-remain-nameless thinks I have a “problem”…
I think he just wants to be the blondest one there.
Well, that’s fine. I’ll just have to get part’ve the experience. …To the Red Lobster!
P.S.: If anyone makes a reference to crabs, I will ‘tsk tsk’ at ye. It’s too bloody easy and y’know it. Fer shame.