Another Friday night
Alas. Not allowed to even patronize Tavern tonight. Apparently a certain fiddler-who-shall-remain-nameless thinks I have a “problem”…
I think he just wants to be the blondest one there.
Well, that’s fine. I’ll just have to get part’ve the experience. …To the Red Lobster!
…Mmm, lobster.
P.S.: If anyone makes a reference to crabs, I will ‘tsk tsk’ at ye. It’s too bloody easy and y’know it. Fer shame.
I once saw a place in Las Vegas that had a claw machine with live lobsters in it. If you caught one, they would cook and serve it for free.
…seems like it would be a bit easier than fishin’ fer a boat, eh, Flint?
I thought that would be a perfectly acceptable way to spend a borin’ afternoon! Kept busy, /and/ I did m’part fer the environment!
…But I do want to try m’luck at that claw machine now. I used to be fairly savvy with those.